Monday, April 28, 2008

It's Time To Buy More Beer When

You know it's time to buy more beer when...

- the only beer you have left in the fridge are the ones you gave low ratings to.

- there's no new beers in the fridge you haven't tried yet.

- your paycheck just got direct deposited. Someone has to spend it!

- your favorite liquor store gave you a 10% off coupon.

- you need something new to talk about.

- you realize the longer you wait, the higher the price for beer is getting.

- you find that aging rare beer in your cellar is a better investment than the stock market.

- your last of batch of homebrew really sucked (again).

- everything you have on hand is being cellared for next fall.

- Another new craft brewery just opened up in your town and it's been a whole week since the last one opened.

- your spouse tells you that friends are coming over for dinner and boy are they thirsty.

- your growler collection is starting to collect dust.

- your hands are empty. (Thank you Captain Obvious)

- the only people running for political office this year are ones you either hate, fear or loathe.

- your favorite sports team just blew another game.

- it's going to be a long wait for the next Game of Thrones season to start and Winter is coming.

- you realize you're not getting any younger.

- you're going to visit friends and they only stock macro beers.

- it's 5:00pm somewhere.

And the best reason to buy more beer - Do you really need a reason?

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